The Steaming Shit Heaps That Are My Fantasy Football Teams

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The Steaming Shit Heaps That Are My Fantasy Football Teams

I’m not even going to bother explaining each pick or waiver move I’ve made, but here’s the gist of the situation…

I have two teams and my drafts happened simultaneously. (If you ever want to tie your brain in a meaningless knot, please try this some time. “Wait…who did I draft? For which team? Why does everyone have a bye week in Week 8? Did I really just draft Reggie Bush?”)

I studied for (maybe) two hours before the drafts, and CLEARLY will be ready for Fantasy Baseball by mid-November. Whoops.

Goodbye $100, and whatever fantasy-sports-geek-pride I had.