HERMITOLOGY©

Disappointed forehead is disappointed.

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 12:04:49 -0800

Disappointed forehead is disappointed.

Nailed it. (via Adam Riff)

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:25:10 -0800

Nailed it.

(via Adam Riff)

HURRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 19:01:00 -0800

HURRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Facebook Login (Here)

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 08:51:01 -0800

hugel: This comment thread is amazing. My favorite (thus far): Quit this carp and let me sign in!...

I guess after 100+ years of taking it squarely in the dirt...

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:41:00 -0800

I guess after 100+ years of taking it squarely in the dirt button from the rest of Major League Baseball, Cubs fans might as well start lubing up.

JUST IN CASE YOU'D FORGOTTEN

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:54:00 -0800

I am still accepting donations for some amateur genetic engineering that I plan to do. I will be...

Doos Hip-hop “DJ hah tick owns a PC compyoodah, k? ee...

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 15:24:03 -0800

Doos Hip-hop

“DJ hah tick owns a PC compyoodah, k? ee makes lahk nex levull beets.”

“Basic lee ahv got sum seerius gayngstah skull on tha mock.”

13-year-old, David Sills Commits To Play Football At...

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 11:01:00 -0800

13-year-old, David Sills Commits To Play Football At USC

“Steve Clarkson, Dreammaker” made me shoot coffee out of my nose.

“No, no, David Prancing Wolf. You must throw a tight spiral through the dreamcatcher or Mel Kiper Jr. will move you down his 2019 draft board.”

This is the rivaling the Marv and Todd Marinovich saga for “Pushiest Parent Ever”. That turned out well, didn’t it?

“I’m just trying to give him every opportunity that I can,” Sills’ father said. “There are people who support the decision and people who don’t support the decision and I’m just hoping that I’m making the best decision for my child and I hope he’s making the right decision for himself.”

Yes, because clearly the best decision is to commit to a college (that is probably a few months away from the NCAA cracking down on them for multiple recruiting violations) FIVE YEARS before you are eligible to play for them. At 13, you’re just realizing that your penis isn’t a leaky, oddly-placed 11th finger, and starting to get curious about thinking and acting for yourself, and that there are other things in life besides what your parents allow you to do.

This’ll end well. o__O

executiveproducerdickwolf: kirp: via @pedroaugust He looks...

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 07:45:15 -0800

executiveproducerdickwolf:

kirp:

via @pedroaugust

He looks like he’s thinking hard, because he’s making up words to use as lyrics/album titles.

TRAMULISCIENCY

paulewogblog: inthefade: oledocweirdbeard: zengiraffe: theten...

Sat, 06 Feb 2010 07:04:08 -0800

paulewogblog:

inthefade:

oledocweirdbeard:

zengiraffe:

thetenssf:

I saw a man dressed as the 1986 World Series today. In the other chair is the space between Bill Buckner’s calves.

I laughed until it hurt.

BEST. CAPTION. EVER.

LMAO.

Outstanding.

bok bok bok bok

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 07:59:25 -0800

bok bok bok bok

YOU GOTS TWO DOLLAS BILL? NO NO NO. (via J.E. Skeets)

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 20:43:34 -0800

YOU GOTS TWO DOLLAS BILL?

NO NO NO.

(via J.E. Skeets)

PETER KING IS CONFUSED

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 16:48:00 -0800

Not Pictured: Red Sox boxers, St. Louis Cardinals Women’s Endurance Scoop Neck Tank, Florida...

A 60-foot jumper with seven seconds on the clock? That’s...

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 08:55:00 -0800

A 60-foot jumper with seven seconds on the clock?

That’s not how you do it.

(via WithLeather)

tinyclicks: Check out these lazy Canadian Snow Ducks. Way to...

Tue, 02 Feb 2010 08:53:11 -0800

tinyclicks:

Check out these lazy Canadian Snow Ducks. Way to migrate, losers.

[BIG]

Still bummed that they didn’t get the AFLAC gig, I s’pose.

DOUCHECHILLS.

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 19:55:11 -0800

DOUCHECHILLS.

thedailywhat: Grammy Awards: Cheat sheet. [ontd.]

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 18:15:07 -0800

thedailywhat:

Grammy Awards: Cheat sheet.

[ontd.]

katietothemax: fuckyeahlakers: In LOVE with this. M-V-P!...

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 16:51:51 -0800

katietothemax:

fuckyeahlakers:

In LOVE with this.

M-V-P! M-V-P!

Too early for MVP chatter, but that was a nice reminder to the rest of the country that he’s still the best all-around player in the league.

(via theagonyofdefeat) re: shots in crunch time “I’d...

Sun, 31 Jan 2010 15:28:00 -0800

(via theagonyofdefeat)

re: shots in crunch time

“I’d certainly put him (Dirk Nowitzki) ahead of Kobe…it’s no contest between him and Kobe.”
“Dirk’s at a higher level”

“If my life depended on it, I would go with Dirk.”

“We can agree that Larry Bird was better (more clutch) than both of them (Kobe & MJ.)”

-Bill Simmons

x___x

thedailywhat: iPad: These jokes really do write themselves,...

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 14:33:00 -0800

thedailywhat:

iPad: These jokes really do write themselves, don’t they.

[technabob.]

Ping Ping has had an iPad since 2007.