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My name is Riley, and I play drums and write music for a band called Thrice.
This is where I ramble about music, sports, food, books, interwebbery, and whatever else I feel like sharing. I apologize in advance.
In addition to my ramblings here, I write a piece for OC Weekly called "3hree Things" that runs every Tuesday, and I'm also writing over at Flip Collective on occasion.
I'm the co-founder of a baseball-specific twitter feed and blog with my friend Ian, called Productive Outs.
And last, but not least, I have a bandcamp page and a soundcloud page that I'll be posting my own music and remixes on every once in a while.
Disclaimer: The views and opinions presented on this blog are mine, and do not reflect the position or views of the band as a whole.
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You’re probably not a Patriots or Giants fan. You’re probably going to a Super Bowl party this weekend. You’re probably gonna want to look good while you stuff your face with meats and beverages and pretend to be interested in the game. That’s why I found the coolest Super Bowl gear on NFL.com and put it in this week’s 3hree Things.
No big deal. All I need is 500 yards and six touchdowns from Maurice Jones-Drew.
(Due to injuries, and a bad trade, this is the worst Fantasy Football team I’ve ever fielded.)
ATTN FANTASY FOOTBALL DORKS: It’s That Time Of Year Again
After the overwhelming moderate success of last year’s Hermitology Fantasy Football League, I’ve decided to do it again this year. I’ll be setting up a Yahoo! league for readers of the blog and/or people that follow me on Twitter. It’ll be a 12-team, head-to-head league. We’ll do a live online draft (WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!!) on Thursday, September 1st at 7PM PDT. If you can’t make the draft, DO NOT sign up for the league. There’s no buy-in, so there’s no prize money, but I’ll make another uber-dorky one-of-a-kind t-shirt for the winner of this year’s league.
Defending champion, Jesse Richman, is automatically in should he choose to defend his crown. For the rest of you, I’ll send out a tweet at some point tomorrow morning between 9-9:30AM PT, re: Fantasy Football- and the first 10 or 11 people to @ reply with “I’m in” will be added to the league. Easy enough, right?
The Steaming Shit Heaps That Are My Fantasy Football Teams
I’m not even going to bother explaining each pick or waiver move I’ve made, but here’s the gist of the situation…
I have two teams and my drafts happened simultaneously. (If you ever want to tie your brain in a meaningless knot, please try this some time. “Wait…who did I draft? For which team? Why does everyone have a bye week in Week 8? Did I really just draft Reggie Bush?”)
I studied for (maybe) two hours before the drafts, and CLEARLY will be ready for Fantasy Baseball by mid-November. Whoops.
Goodbye $100, and whatever fantasy-sports-geek-pride I had.
Any Interest In A Trawling The Grey Matter Fantasy Football League?
If so, I’ll set up a Yahoo! league for readers of the blog and/or people that follow me on Twitter. Ideally, it’ll be a 12-team, head-to-head league. We’ll do a live online draft (WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!!) on September 7th at 8PM EDT. (If you can’t make the draft, you’re out. Sorry.) There’s no buy-in, so there’s no prize money, but I’ll put together some sort of prize package for the winner once the season’s over.
I’ll send out a tweet at some point tomorrow, re: Fantasy Football- and the first 11 people to @ reply with “I’m in” will be added to the league. Easy enough, right?
