My name is Riley, and I play drums and write music for a band called Thrice.

This is where I ramble about music, sports, food, books, the interwebs and whatever else I deem worthy of sharing.

In addition to my ramblings here, I'm also the co-founder of a baseball-specific twitter feed podcast and blog with my good friend Ian, called Productive Outs.

I also have a bandcamp page and a soundcloud page that I'll be posting my own music and remixes on every once in a while.

Disclaimer: The views and opinions presented on this blog are mine and mine only, and do not reflect the position or views of Thrice as a whole.

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The key to recording drum covers for YouTube and becoming super famous and having a billion followers on Twitter is camera placement. Our friend Brobus explains all of that and more in this 90-second video. 

I’m thankful and honored to have been able to be a part of Michael Clair’s Blogathon to raise money for Doctors Without Borders for the second year in a row.

My guest piece came out much better than I could have hoped, thanks to little kids being unintentionally hilarious and baseball being the greatest game on the planet. I hope you enjoy it.

Uh … ok, then.

44 Four-Letter Words That Weren’t Taken

Oh, hey look. It’s a mug. A mug with a Golf Joke™ on it. And like most golf jokes it’s an awful one*. But beyond being awful, the punch line is a flat-out lie.

In an effort to prove just how much of lie it is, I’ve decided to compile a list of four-letter words that weren’t taken, Mr. Golf Joke™ Loving Mug Maker.

This is that list.

  1. Molk
  2. Berf
  3. Yunt
  4. Vurl
  5. Poog
  6. Norb
  7. Uggy
  8. Rort
  9. Wald
  10. Kunk
  11. Guhj
  12. Bilm
  13. Hamp
  14. Ffff
  15. Pung
  16. Swod
  17. Zesk
  18. Lerm
  19. Nerm
  20. Yerm
  21. Quop
  22. Joff
  23. Dowl
  24. Chux
  25. Torp
  26. Bork
  27. Gase
  28. Mudu
  29. Hewt
  30. Oyst
  31. Swox
  32. Uble
  33. Jerp
  34. Tewp
  35. Foob
  36. Dort
  37. Vurl
  38. Zewn
  39. Malf
  40. Bimp
  41. Kuck
  42. Ugre
  43. Cump
  44. Tawd

*this list is also awful

Productive Outs - PRODcast 12: Wade Boggs' Mustachioed Pre-Game-Chicken-Eating, Beer-Chugging, Philandering Spectacular

Ian’s back from his magical Italian vacation, so we decided to welcome him home by diving headfirst into a pile of listener emails, talk of the based balls, the brief dissection of Wandy Rodriguez’s name, and some awesome Australian psych-rock.

Have a listen.


Ladies and gentlebeasts, we proudly present…

PRODcast 12: Wade Boggs’ Mustachioed Pre-Game-Chicken-Eating, Beer-Chugging,  Philandering Spectacular

Just reading the title takes an hour, so there’s just 7 minutes of actual content. 


We gots:

  • How the hell did the AL West become the most exciting division in baseball??
  • Angles/Ginats
  • Tame Impala!


As always, keep those cards and letters coming, and thanks for listening! 

r & i

Hey, I put something gross in my face (again) and wrote about it for OC Weekly.

This is my contribution to this week’s print edition of the OC Weekly.

Has this epidemic spread to your city?

In this week’s 3hree Things, I do some online holiday shopping for the stereotypical tasteless, dirt-dicked, middle-aged goon from Orange County.

Who knew that MANLINESS came in a bottle?

This week’s 3hree Things is an in-depth look at The Holy Trinity of Low-End Cologne.

Musk up. Or get busy dyin’.

That’s what she said.

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